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Why did the bread apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to get a good roll in the business.
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back? 'Wheeeeee!
The Dice of Destiny
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Life is like a roll of dice. You never know what number you're going to get, but you're secretly hoping for a six because let's face it, nobody wants to roll a one in the game of life. That's just embarrassing.
The Great Toilet Paper Debate
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If you want to start a heated argument, just ask people whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. It's the great debate of our time, right up there with pineapple on pizza and whether a hot dog is a sandwich.
Rolling with the Punchlines
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You ever notice how life is like a roll of toilet paper? The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. And just like a roll, sometimes it feels like you're stuck in a crappy situation.
Roll Call Confusion
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Have you ever been in a meeting where they do a roll call, and you're just praying they mispronounce your name so you don't have to say, Here? It's like playing Russian roulette with your identity.
Rolling into Romance
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Dating is like a roll of wrapping paper. At first, it looks all shiny and exciting, but by the end, you're just trying to keep it together and hope it doesn't tear under the pressure.
Roller Coaster Wisdom
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Life is a lot like a roll of duct tape. It might not fix everything, but it sure can hold things together in a sticky situation. And let's face it, we all need a little adhesive wisdom in our lives.
Rolling in Regret
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new roll of paper towels. It's the little victories, like not having to ration them out like they're the last piece of treasure in the house.
Rolling with the Road Rage
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Traffic is like a roll of surprise cookies. You never know what kind of fortune you're going to get. Today's fortune: You will sit in traffic and contemplate all your life choices. Thanks, cosmic cookie, I really needed that revelation.
Rolling with the Generation Gap
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Explaining technology to my grandparents is like trying to teach a cat to roll over. They nod, pretend to understand, but deep down, they're just waiting for me to leave so they can go back to watching TV the old-fashioned way - by rolling the dial.
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