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The Baker
Making perfectly round rolls
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I tried to make rolls at home, and let me tell you, making them perfectly round is impossible. My rolls turned out like abstract art. I call them "Rolling with the Chaos." Maybe I should submit them to a gallery.
The Sushi Chef
Trying to impress customers with sushi rolls
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I told the sushi chef to surprise me with his best roll. He hands me a plate with a tiny piece of sushi. I asked, "What's this?" He said, "It's a minimalist roll." I said, "Well, the bill better be minimalist too!
The Barber
Dealing with clients who want the perfect hair roll
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People are obsessed with hair products that promise the perfect roll. They ask me, "Do you use the latest styling gel?" I'm like, "No, I use the ancient technique called scissors and a comb.
The Bowling Alley Employee
Dealing with customers who can't roll a bowling ball
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You ever see those people who take forever to roll the ball? They line up, do a little dance, psych themselves up, and then gently release the ball. I'm like, "This is not a delicate tea party; it's bowling!
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