7 Jokes For Roll

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Updated on: Mar 27 2025

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet but that's just nuts.
Why did the rock and the roll never get along? The rock couldn't handle the roll's rhythm.
Why did the cinnamon roll go to therapy? It had too many layers to work through.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the sushi chef break up with his girlfriend? She was always on a roll.
I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't had a gig yet.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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