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What's a rocket's favorite party game? Twister, because it's out of this world!
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What did one rocket say to another rocket on Valentine's Day? 'You really 'ignite' my passion!
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What did one rocket say to another? 'You really know how to lift my spirits!
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I heard Elon Musk wants to colonize Mars. I can barely organize my sock drawer, and this guy's planning interplanetary real estate. Maybe I should start with cleaning my room first.
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Rocket launches are a lot like New Year's resolutions. There's a burst of excitement, a countdown, and by February, you're back on the couch wondering where it all went wrong.
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I bought a model rocket recently. Now, every time it doesn't launch properly, I blame it on a lack of emotional support. I mean, who knew rockets were so sensitive?
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I tried explaining rocket science to my grandma. She thought I was talking about a new kind of soda. 'Rocket? Oh, I prefer cola, dear!'
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They say 'reach for the moon, and even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.' Well, I tried that, and now I'm stuck on the moon with no Wi-Fi. Turns out, even in the vastness of space, there's no escape from buffering.
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Rocket Science - Because apparently, strapping ourselves to a giant metal tube and lighting it on fire is the pinnacle of human achievement!
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I asked my friend if he believes in rocket science. He said, 'I don't know, man, I'm still trying to figure out why they call it a 'hotdog.' Now, that's a mystery.'
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They say reaching for the stars is important. Well, I reached for the stars, but all I got was a lousy telescope and a neighbor who thinks I'm spying on them!
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I considered becoming an astronaut once. Then I realized I can't even handle turbulence on a regular flight. Imagine experiencing that in zero gravity! I'd be the first astronaut to throw up in space.
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