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Rocket's GPS System
Navigating space without asking for directions
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Once, I tried to suggest a pit stop for space snacks, and they ignored me. Now, they're floating around, starving, and blaming it on me. I'm just a GPS; I can't conjure up intergalactic convenience stores. "Sorry, Captain, no space burgers here.
Astronaut's Pet
The existential crisis of a space-faring goldfish
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They say goldfish have a three-second memory. Well, in space, every second feels like an eternity. I'm just swimming around, thinking, "Did I already swim through this water bubble, or am I experiencing déjà vu in space?
Alien Tourist
Observing Earth from a space cruiser
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I tried to communicate with humans by beaming my thoughts, but all I got back was radio signals and reality TV shows. I'm starting to think Earth is on mute, and they don't even know I'm here. I'm like the lonely alien tourist waving at people who can't see me.
Conspiracy Theorist
The hidden truth behind rocket launches
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Have you seen the shape of rockets? It's not a coincidence; it's a message. I'm telling you, they're launching giant phallic symbols into space to communicate with extraterrestrial life. It's like, "Hey, aliens, we come in peace... and with questionable design choices.
NASA Scientist
Balancing precision and puns in rocket naming
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My boss is obsessed with acronyms. I suggested naming a rocket "UFO" for "Unidentified Flying Object," but he insisted on "Ultra Fast Orbiter." Now, every time I hear "UFO," I'm like, "No, sir, it's not an alien invasion; it's just our paperwork confusing people again.
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