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You ever notice how when someone says they've hit rock bottom, they never specify which rock? Like, are we talking about a pebble or a boulder? Because hitting rock bottom could mean tripping over a small stone or, you know, being crushed by a geological crisis.
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Hitting rock bottom is like a surprise party, but the only person surprised is you. "Oh, we're celebrating my life falling apart? Great, I didn't even bring snacks for this.
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Rock bottom is the only place where the silver lining is just a bunch of tarnished clichés. "Every cloud has a silver lining." Yeah, well, this cloud seems to be pouring rain on my parade, and the silver lining is looking more like aluminum foil.
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Rock bottom is like a diet plan gone wrong. You start with good intentions, thinking, "I'll cut back on spending," but somehow you end up binging on regret and financial woes. Who knew financial carbs were so hard to avoid?
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Hitting rock bottom is a lot like playing hide and seek with your problems. You think you've found the perfect hiding spot, only to realize your problems are playing the long game, waiting patiently in the dark until you stumble right into them.
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Rock bottom is like a bad Tinder date. At first, it seems promising, but halfway through, you realize there's no chemistry, the conversation is awkward, and you can't wait for it to be over. And just when you think it's done, it leaves you with emotional baggage that lasts way longer than the date itself.
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You ever notice that hitting rock bottom feels a lot like trying to assemble IKEA furniture? You start with high hopes, follow the instructions, and somewhere along the way, you realize you've made a terrible mistake, and now you're sitting on the floor surrounded by unidentifiable parts.
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Hitting rock bottom is a lot like trying to find something in your fridge late at night. You start by reaching for the good stuff on the top shelf, and suddenly you're on your hands and knees digging through the vegetable crisper, questioning your life choices.
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You know you've hit rock bottom when your financial plan starts looking like a game of Monopoly. "Well, I guess I'll mortgage Baltic Avenue and hope the bank doesn't notice I'm using the dog as collateral.
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I recently discovered that rock bottom is like the basement of life. But the weird thing is, there's no elevator back up. It's more like a rusty old staircase, and half the steps are missing. And just when you think you've reached the top, there's a trapdoor labeled "unexpected setbacks.
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