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Dating Disaster
Navigating the lows of the dating scene
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I went on a blind date, and the guy said he was a deep-sea diver. I thought, "Great, someone who's not afraid of commitment." Turns out, he just liked wearing flippers and diving into his problems rather than facing them.
Financial Fiasco
Battling financial woes
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I tried investing in stocks once. I bought shares of a company called "Above Average Performance." Well, they must have misspelled it because my investment hit rock bottom faster than a lead balloon.
Fitness Journey
The struggle to get in shape
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My doctor told me I needed to get more exercise. So, I bought a treadmill. It's great for hanging my clothes while I sit on the couch and contemplate my life choices. I call it my "clothes hanger with benefits.
Job Search
Desperation in the job market
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I applied for a position as a gardener once. They said, "We're looking for someone who's good with plants." I said, "Well, I once kept a cactus alive for six months." They didn't seem impressed. Apparently, they were looking for someone who understood the concept of seasons.
Family Feud
Surviving the chaos of family life
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My parents are convinced that tough love builds character. Well, let me tell you, I have enough character to write a bestselling novel about a person who hit rock bottom and found themselves in the middle of a family intervention.
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