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Why did the thief take a bath before robbing a house? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the police officer say to the cereal thief? 'You're under a-raisin for arrest!
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Why did the robber take a nap during the heist? He needed to rest before making a run for it!
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Why don't robbers ever play hide and seek? Because good thieves are always outstanding in their field!
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Why did the burglar take a shower? He heard he could make a clean escape!
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I heard about this thief who broke into a music store. Yeah, he took the lute, the loot, and even made a clean getaway on the trombone!
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I read about a thief who stole all the toilets from the police station. Yeah, the cops say they have nothing to go on!
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I always wonder why they call it a stick-up during a robbery. Like, shouldn't it be called a hand-up? I mean, nobody's robbing a bank with a stick anymore, right?
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I saw a sign outside a bank that read, This bank is under 24-hour surveillance. So basically, it's like they're saying, Feel free to rob us between 1 AM and 3 AM.
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I asked my friend, Why do robbers wear masks? He said, So they can make a clean getaway! I said, That's great, but isn't it a bit late for skincare advice?
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I went to this security conference, and they said, Prevention is key in stopping theft. Yeah, unless the thief brings a locksmith!
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You know, they say crime doesn’t pay, but then how come every time there's a bank robbery, they're always asking, Can you describe the bills?
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I was watching a documentary on bank robberies. Turns out, the most successful heists were the ones where the robbers dressed up as bank managers and no one noticed for months!
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You know, I've been thinking about how they always say money doesn't grow on trees. But you know what does? Robbers! They seem to find it everywhere!
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