6 Jokes For Robbery

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Updated on: Jul 22 2024

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I told the thief he had to leave, but he insisted on taking a shortcut. Now, he's doing time the long way!
I asked the thief how he got caught. He said he just couldn't make a quiet exit; he always had to steal the spotlight!
Why did the thief become a gardener? He wanted to turn over a new leaf!
I told the detective I could solve the case in five minutes. He bet me a hundred bucks, so I stole his wallet and ran!
What did the burglar say to his partner in crime? 'Let's split before things get too dicey!
Why don't burglars ever make good comedians? Because their jokes are always stolen!

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