5 Jokes For Robbery

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 22 2024

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The Forgetful Robber

When you're a burglar, but you have a terrible memory.
I walked into a house and thought, "I've been here before." Turns out, it was my own house. It's tough being a forgetful robber when you accidentally rob yourself.

The Unlucky Robber

When you're a really unlucky robber, and everything that can go wrong, does.
I bought a mask that claimed to make me invisible. Spoiler alert: It didn't work. The security camera footage made me look like a poorly dressed ghost with a flashlight.

The Guilt-Stricken Robber

When you have a conscience as a thief, and you feel bad about your life choices.
I robbed a bookstore and felt terrible about it. So, I sent the owner a thank-you card with a list of recommended self-help books. Turns out, he appreciated the irony.

The Burglar's Dilemma

When you're a robber but also environmentally conscious
I thought about going digital, you know, stealing people's data instead. But turns out, identity theft is a lot less glamorous when it's just a guy in his pajamas behind a computer screen. I miss the drama of breaking and entering.

The Robber's Midlife Crisis

When you're a seasoned criminal questioning your life choices.
I went to rob a mansion, but the owner recognized me from high school. Now, instead of stealing, we sit and reminisce about the good old days. Turns out, crime doesn't pay, but nostalgia is priceless.

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