8+ Best One Liners Jokes For ridiculous

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I told my computer I needed a break... now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!

I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it!

My new thesaurus is terrible... not only is it terrible, it's also terrible!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, but it's so hard to put down!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she gave me a hug!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

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