10 Jokes For Ridiculous

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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It's absolutely ridiculous how the shopping cart at the grocery store suddenly turns into a race car when you're in a rush. Dodging obstacles, zooming around corners, and hoping the yogurt doesn't fly off the top shelf—it's the Formula 1 of shopping.
It's pretty ridiculous how we all become experts in avoiding eye contact when a street performer is making their way down a crowded train. Suddenly, the inside of your bag is the most fascinating thing ever.
Isn't it ridiculous how the first bite of a hot pizza always manages to defy the laws of physics and teleport directly to the roof of your mouth, leaving you with a temporary pizza-induced speech impediment?
You know what's ridiculous? Trying to remember all your passwords. It's like a mental obstacle course, and just when you think you've nailed it, "Sorry, incorrect password." Cue the reset dance.
You know what's ridiculous? The moment when you're halfway through telling a story, and you realize it's going nowhere, so you start adding unnecessary details like, "Oh, the weather that day was just... indescribable!
Isn't it ridiculous how we keep buying houseplants, fully aware that our level of commitment to their survival is about as stable as the Wi-Fi signal during a thunderstorm?
You ever notice how ridiculous it is when you're watching a movie with someone who's already seen it, and they're waiting for that one specific scene to see your reaction? It's like being under surveillance, but with popcorn.
It's absolutely ridiculous how the volume of our sneezes seems to be directly proportional to the quietness of the room. It's like our noses are equipped with a volume knob set to "embarrassingly loud" at the most inconvenient times.
It's kind of ridiculous how we all turn into Shakespeare when we're trying to come up with a good caption for a photo. "To post or not to post, that is the question..." Who are we kidding? Just give me a thumbs up and move on!
Isn't it ridiculous how we all pretend to know how to use fancy kitchen appliances? I mean, who's actually read the entire manual for a toaster oven? We just push buttons and hope for the best, like it's some sort of high-stakes game.

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