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Why did the rice start a band? It wanted to create some 'harmony' and make the world a more 'rico' place!
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I asked my rice for financial advice. It said, 'Invest in laughter – it's the currency that makes life truly 'rico'!
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Why did the rice become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of 'rico' humor!
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Why did the rice win the lottery? It was on a roll, always staying 'rico'!
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I asked the rice if it believed in love at first sight. It replied, 'No, I believe in love at first 'bite' – especially if it's 'rico'!
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I told my rice it could be anything it wanted in life. Now it's a 'rico' entrepreneur – making dough every day!
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What do you call a wealthy grain of rice? 'Afflu-Grain-do' – always living the 'rico' lifestyle!
Rico, the Human Echo
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I met this guy Rico, and he’s like a walking echo chamber. You say something to him, and it’s like it bounces around in his brain for a while before he responds. He’s the only guy who could repeat your question in the form of a question!
Rico, the Zen Master
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Rico’s reached a whole new level of zen. He thinks ‘stress’ is just a fancy word for ‘doing jumping jacks inside your mind.’
Rico Is Everywhere!
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You ever notice how there’s always that one guy named Rico? I swear, you could be in the middle of the Sahara Desert, and someone would pop out of the sand like, “Hey, I’m Rico!”
The Enigma That Is Rico
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You know, Rico is a puzzle wrapped in a mystery, surrounded by question marks. You ask him what he does for a living, and he says, “Oh, I’m in the 'I'll-tell-you-later' business.”
Rico, the Master of Disguise
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Rico is the king of transformations. I saw him at a costume party last week. He came as a chameleon. How did I know it was him? Well, because halfway through the night, he’d changed his costume five times!
Rico's Superpower
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Rico’s convinced he has superpowers. His specialty? Making awkward situations even more awkward. It’s like he’s got an awkwardness amplifier in his pocket!
Rico's GPS Woes
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Rico thinks GPS stands for Guessing Position System. He’s the only guy who can get lost in a round room following a straight line.
Rico's Life Motto
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Rico once told me his life motto: Live each day like it's your last. That’s why he’s always eating dessert first and asking strangers for piggyback rides!
Rico, the Social Butterfly
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Rico’s social skills are something else. He’s the only guy who can strike up a conversation with a mannequin at a clothing store and convince it to buy him a drink!
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