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Rico believes in multitasking to the extreme. I saw him trying to send a text, juggle three oranges, and balance his coffee on his head. I asked him what he was doing. He said, "Just trying to make my morning routine more interesting.
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Have you ever tried recommending a restaurant to Rico? It's like playing culinary roulette. I suggested an Italian place, and he ended up at a taco truck with a mariachi band. I didn't know spaghetti and salsa were a fusion dish!
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Rico insists on giving his pets the most eccentric names. His dog's name? Sir Barks-a-Lot, the first of his name. I suggested a simple name like Max, but Rico said, "Dogs deserve a title too, you know.
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Trying to make plans with Rico is like playing 20 questions. I asked him what time we're meeting, and he responded with a riddle. "When the sun hides behind the moon, and the owls start ordering espresso.
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Rico's GPS must be set to "adventure mode." We were supposed to go to the movies, and suddenly we found ourselves in a mysterious alley with questionable graffiti. I asked him, "Is this the shortcut?" He said, "Nah, just trying to spice up the journey.
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I borrowed Rico's phone, and the number of unread notifications was giving me anxiety. I asked him if he ever clears them. He said, "Nah, it's like a to-do list from the universe. Keeps life exciting.
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You know how some people have a lucky charm? Rico has a lucky sock. Just one sock. He swears it brings him good fortune. I asked him why only one sock, and he said, "Gotta keep the universe on its toes.
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Rico tried to organize a game night, and it turned into a full-scale strategy war. Monopoly became a battlefield, and Uno cards were flying like ninja stars. I never thought a friendly game of Scrabble would involve so much espionage.
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Rico claims he has a sixth sense for finding the perfect parking spot. We circled the lot for 20 minutes, and just when I was about to give up, he spotted an empty space. I asked him how he does it. He said, "It's all in the cosmic alignment of the asphalt.
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