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Rico the Matchmaker
Rico struggles with finding compatible matches for his clients.
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Rico said he found my perfect match – someone who completes me. Turns out, he matched me with a jigsaw puzzle enthusiast. Now I spend my evenings searching for lost puzzle pieces instead of a soulmate.
Rico the Chef
Rico struggles with keeping his kitchen staff in line.
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I told Rico I wanted to be a better cook. He handed me a spatula and said, "Start flipping your decisions, and maybe your life won't stick to the pan like burnt eggs.
Rico the Tech Support Guy
Rico struggles with understanding the latest technology.
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I called Rico about a software issue, and he said, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" I did, and now my refrigerator won't stop rebooting. Apparently, it's on a software update loop. Thanks, Rico, I always wanted a smart fridge that debates existential questions.
Rico the Therapist
Rico, the therapist, struggles to take his own advice.
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I asked Rico for advice on handling stress, and he said, "Just breathe." Now I'm hyperventilating because I forgot how to exhale. Thanks, Rico, I needed that extra panic in my life.
Rico the Barber
Rico, the barber, has a hard time giving consistent haircuts.
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Rico told me he's a sculptor with a pair of scissors. I didn't realize he meant abstract art. I asked for a classic look, and he gave me a haircut that's so avant-garde, even the pigeons in the park won't land on my head.
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