6+ Best Witty Jokes retirement Jokes

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Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer a matter of urgent importance.

Retirement is the time when you never have to set the alarm again, unless it's for an early bird special.

Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living.

Retirement is the only time in your life when time no longer equals money.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

Why did the retiree start a band? Because they wanted to finally hit those 'high notes' of relaxation!

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