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Why don't scientists trust atoms in the restroom? Because they make up everything!
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Why did the restroom get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
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Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the bottom of things!
The Restroom Chronicles
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You ever notice how public restrooms have that one stall door that won't close properly? It's like playing a game of hide and seek with your own dignity. I’m in there doing acrobatics, trying to maintain my privacy, and people outside probably think I'm rehearsing for the restroom Olympics.
The Toilet Tango
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Public restrooms are like dance floors for introverts. You walk in, make eye contact with someone at the sink, and suddenly, you're thrust into this awkward bathroom waltz. It's like, do I pretend I didn't see them, or do I give them the I acknowledge your existence but won't engage in conversation nod?
Restroom Graffiti Galore
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Why is it that restroom graffiti is always the most profound literature? I saw a stall once that said, Life is a journey; poop well. I thought, wow, that's some deep philosophical advice right there. Move over, Plato, we've got bathroom poets in the house.
Restroom Mirror Realities
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Mirrors in public restrooms should come with a disclaimer: Objects in the mirror are more unflattering than they appear. I don't know who designed those mirrors, but they have a talent for turning you from a solid 7 to a questionable 4. It's like, is this a restroom or a house of mirrors at the carnival?
The Toilet Paper Dilemma
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Have you ever been in a restroom stall and realized there's no toilet paper? It's a true test of your survival instincts. Suddenly, you're contemplating using your sock, your shoelaces, anything within reach. It's like a scene from a low-budget horror movie—“The Attack of the Unprepared Restroom Visitor.”
The Soap Opera
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Why do restroom faucets have the audacity to turn off after three seconds? I feel like I'm in a tragic love story every time. We lock eyes, the water flows, and just as I'm about to take the plunge into cleanliness, it abruptly ends. It's the shortest-lived romance since Romeo and Juliet.
The Air Dryer Symphony
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Have you ever tried to have a conversation in a restroom with those ultra-loud hand dryers? It's like being in a rock concert, except the band is called Decibel Disasters. You're there, yelling your order to someone at the sink, and they're just nodding along like they can hear a word you're saying.
Restroom Time Travel
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Ever notice how time slows down when you're in a restroom stall? You go in thinking it's a quick pit stop, and suddenly, you've entered a time warp. You come out, and the world has moved on without you. It's like the restroom is a portal to an alternate universe with its own space-time continuum.
Restroom Revelations
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Why do restroom attendants always hand you a paper towel like they're bequeathing you a royal decree? I'm just here to wash my hands, not sign a peace treaty. I feel like I should curtsy and say, Thank you, kind sir, for this majestic piece of absorbent parchment.
Restroom Escape Room
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Why are restroom locks so confusing? It's like they're designed by puzzle enthusiasts. I'm in there, turning knobs, pushing buttons, doing my best Houdini impression just to get out. I half expect a voice to come over the intercom saying, Congratulations, you've escaped the restroom maze!
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