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Have you noticed that restroom soap dispensers dispense soap like they're auditioning for a role in a slow-motion scene? You press the button, and it's like time slows down as the soap takes its sweet time to land in your hand. I'm just trying to wash, not film a dramatic soap opera.
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Air fresheners in restrooms are like the silent poets of hygiene. They spray at the most unexpected times, turning your bathroom break into a floral-scented surprise party. I just wanted to pee, not participate in a fragrance fashion show.
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There's always that one stall with the door that refuses to lock properly. It's like a game of trust, and I'm sitting there, holding the door shut with one hand and contemplating life choices with the other.
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Public restroom hand dryers are like the world's weakest superheroes. They take forever to save the day, and you end up resorting to the real hero – your jeans. I'm just here, awkwardly rubbing my hands together, waiting for a miracle.
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Why do restroom stalls have the most uncomfortable gaps in the doors? It's a secret society of awkward eye contact. You accidentally make eye contact with a stranger, and suddenly, you both become lifetime members of the "Awkward Glance Anonymous" club.
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You ever notice how public restrooms have this unwritten law that if there are three urinals, and you're the only one there, you must choose the one right next to the guy already doing his business? It's like a game of human Tetris, and personal space is the first thing to go.
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Why do restroom doors always have the smallest gap possible? It's like they want to test your ninja skills as you try to sneak a peek to see if it's vacant. I feel like I'm in a spy movie, trying to gather intel on the other side.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about the high-tech toilets in fancy hotels. They have more buttons than your TV remote. I end up sitting there, contemplating the meaning of life while accidentally activating the seat warmer. It's a spa day for your derrière.
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Have you ever been in a restroom with those motion-sensor faucets? They're supposed to be advanced, but they have the social skills of a hermit crab. You wave your hands around like you're directing an orchestra, hoping for a few drops of water.
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