17 Jokes For Resigned

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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Why did the worker at the calendar factory resign? He felt his days were numbered.
Why did the comedian resign? He couldn't handle the 'stand-up' pressure.
Why did the scientist resign? He needed more 'experiments in life.
I resigned from my job as a musician. I needed a break to compose myself.
Why did the detective resign? He couldn't find the right clues for his career.
I resigned from my job at the helium factory. I just didn't feel like I was rising to the occasion.
I resigned from my job as a mapmaker. I needed a change of direction.

Resigned, Relieved, Redecorated

When you resign, it's like decluttering your life. You get rid of one mess and immediately start planning your mental Feng Shui.

The Resigned Retreat

Ever notice how when you resign, suddenly everyone wants to confess their deepest workplace secrets to you? It's like being inducted into the Office Whisperers' Society.

Resigned and Rewired

You ever handed in your resignation letter and suddenly everyone at the office starts treating you like a walking secret? It's like you're about to reveal the next big plot twist in a soap opera.

Resigned: The Ultimate Escape Room

Handing in your resignation feels like solving a mystery you've been stuck on for years. You finally crack the code: Freedom is the answer.

The Resigned Revolution

You ever notice how resigning feels like you're quitting a game you didn't even wanna play? It's like being the first person out in Monopoly but without the satisfaction of flipping the board.

The Resigned Riddle

Quitting your job feels like leaving a Netflix series halfway through. You're wondering if you missed the big reveal or if the plot was just as confusing as your job description.

Resigned or Reimagined?

Resigning from a job is like that dramatic exit in a movie, except instead of an orchestra swelling in the background, it's your boss humming to themselves while making coffee.

Resigned, Rebooted, Revamped

Quitting your job is like leaving a party early. You're convinced something amazing might happen after you leave, but then you remember it's probably just gonna be more office gossip.

Resigned, Reassigned, Re-everything

Quitting your job is like breaking up with your alarm clock. You finally hit snooze for the last time, and you're like, It's not me, it's... oh wait, it is me.

Resigned, Recollected, Recalibrated

Quitting your job is like leaving a cult. You get out, and suddenly you're questioning all the weird rituals and wondering why you wore that company hoodie every Friday.

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