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Ever notice how you enter a room with a purpose but end up standing there, resigned to forget what you came for? It's the adult version of a system error – the brain just decides to reboot randomly.
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Trying to fold a fitted sheet is the adult equivalent of trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. At first, you're determined, and then suddenly, you're just resigned to having a crumpled mess in your linen closet.
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Grocery shopping is the only place where you can start with a shopping list full of healthy items and end up with a cart full of snacks. It's like my willpower walks in, takes a look around, and then just resigns.
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Dieting is just a series of feeling excited about kale salads and then gradually becoming resigned to the fact that chocolate exists. It's a journey from enthusiasm to accepting the sweet embrace of indulgence.
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I've reached a point in my life where getting a good night's sleep is more exciting than a Friday night out. The enthusiasm for late nights has been replaced with the resigned acceptance of early bedtimes.
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Being an adult is like being in a constant state of trying to remember where you put your keys, both literally and metaphorically. You start with determination and end up with a resigned acceptance of the chaos.
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You know you're an adult when you start saying "I'm not mad, just resigned" instead of "I'm not mad, just disappointed." It's like upgrading from a disapproving parent to a laid-back grandparent.
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Have you ever noticed how your phone battery percentage and your motivation level share a deep connection? Both start the day fully charged, but by the afternoon, you're just staring at them both, feeling utterly resigned.
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Life is a series of being excited about plans and then slowly becoming resigned to the fact that you're just going to binge-watch your favorite show in your pajamas. Plans are overrated; comfy loungewear is where the party's at.
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