7 Jokes For Rental Car

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Updated on: Jun 05 2025

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I rented a car for my trip, but it was so slow that I thought I accidentally got the 'snail' option!
I rented a car, and it had a sunroof that refused to close. I guess it wanted to be an 'open-top' comedian!
What's a rental car's favorite dance? The brake dance! It's always stopping and going!
I rented a car, and it came with a GPS named Susan. She insisted on rerouting every time I made a wrong turn. I think she had control issues!
What did the rental car say when it was asked about its favorite music? 'I love 'rock and roll' – especially when driving over potholes!
I rented a car, but it didn't come with a rearview mirror. I guess they thought I should focus on the present, not the past!
Why did the rental car refuse to play hide-and-seek? It didn't want to be taken for granted!

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