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The Clueless Tourist
Navigating the unfamiliar rental car
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I rented a GPS along with the car, and it's got this passive-aggressive tone. "Recalculating. It's not like I had the whole route perfectly planned or anything.
The Environmentalist Renter
Guilt about the carbon footprint of the rental car
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I tried to impress my friends with my rental car's green credentials. Turns out, it's so eco-friendly it barely leaves a carbon footprint because it barely moves. It's more of a garden ornament than a vehicle.
The Overly Cautious Driver
Fear of damaging the rental car
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I'm so paranoid about scratching the rental car that I park it like it's a getaway vehicle. I'm like, "No, officer, I swear I'm not suspicious; I'm just overly protective of my rental.
The Budget Warrior
Trying to save every penny on the rental car
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I asked for the economy car, and they handed me the keys to a matchbox with wheels. I thought I'd at least get good mileage, but it turns out I'm pedaling harder than Fred Flintstone.
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