10 Jokes For Redneck Word Of The Day

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Updated on: Jun 06 2025

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Redneck word of the day: 'Fork.' Sentence: 'My wife left me because I couldn't remember the word for utensil. But then it came to me... divorce.
Redneck word of the day: 'Mayonnaise.' Sentence: 'I asked my buddy if he wanted mayo on his sandwich. He said, 'No, I'm gonna eat it, not lube it!
Redneck word of the day: 'Vacuum.' Sentence: 'I told my cousin he could use the vacuum anytime he wants... it's in the shed.
Redneck word of the day: 'Cantaloupe.' Sentence: 'My wife said she's leaving me if I don't stop buying cantaloupes. I'm gonna miss her.
Redneck word of the day: 'Herd.' Sentence: 'I walked into the bar and herd everyone laughing.
Redneck word of the day: 'Bacteria.' Sentence: 'I ain't afraid of bacteria, I got a shotgun!'
Redneck word of the day: 'Grapes.' Sentence: 'Y'all wanna go to the winery and stomp some grapes? It's my cardio!
Redneck word of the day: 'Pollen.' Sentence: 'I told my neighbor his tree is causing my allergies. He said it's just Mother Nature giving me a hug.
Redneck word of the day: 'Tissue.' Sentence: 'I sneezed and used a whole box of tissue. It's allergy season, ya know!
Redneck word of the day: 'Battery.' Sentence: 'My TV remote died, so I threw it in the fire. Now it's rechargeable.

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