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Redneck word of the day: 'Lecture.' Sentence: 'My dad gave me a lecture on electricity. I'm still grounded.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Echo.' Sentence: 'I yelled into the canyon and heard my own voice echo. Then I realized I was still on the phone with my cousin.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Antique.' Sentence: 'My grandpa calls himself an antique. I think he meant to say 'ant-eater.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Omelet.' Sentence: 'I asked my wife how she wants her eggs. She said, 'In a cake.' We're having omelet for dessert.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Bypass.' Sentence: 'I tried to fix my lawnmower with duct tape. It's a temporary bypass, or as I call it, redneck engineering.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Caffeine.' Sentence: 'I told my friend I'm quitting caffeine. He handed me a Mountain Dew and said, 'Start tomorrow.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Compliment.' Sentence: 'I gave my friend a compliment. He said, 'Thanks, I've been practicing my 'shine shoes.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Wheat.' Sentence: 'I told my friend I'm allergic to wheat. He said, 'Don't worry, I only eat white bread.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Calculator.' Sentence: 'I tried to use a calculator to balance my budget. It didn't help, but at least it can spell 'BOOBIES' upside down.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Squirrel.' Sentence: 'My neighbor's dog is so lazy, it won't even chase a squirrel. I think it's broken.
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Redneck word of the day: 'Ballet.' Sentence: 'My daughter invited me to her ballet recital. I asked if there will be beer, she said, 'No, it's a dance thing.' I'll bring my own.
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