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Why did the redneck bring a chainsaw to Thanksgiving dinner? To carve the turkey 'Texas-style'!
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What's a redneck's preferred way to cook Thanksgiving turkey? With a shotgun marinade!
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What did the redneck do with the leftover turkey bones? Made a banjo and played some Thanksgiving tunes!
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What do you call a redneck who's thankful for sweet tea? Grateful gulpers!
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Why did the redneck's Thanksgiving dinner have wheels? It was a pickup potluck!
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What do you call a redneck's Thanksgiving leftovers? Hickory-smoked treasures!
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What's a redneck's favorite Thanksgiving side dish? Shotgun shell stuffing!
Redneck Thanksgiving
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You know you're at a redneck Thanksgiving when the centerpiece on the dinner table is a shotgun shell wreath, and the prayer before the meal starts with, Dear Lord, please bless this food and our aim.
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Redneck Thanksgiving tip: If you're missing a fork, just grab a spare spark plug from the toolbox. It's the only time your utensils should be dual-purpose.
Redneck Thanksgiving
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At a redneck Thanksgiving, the turkey doesn't get pardoned; it gets a promotion to family mascot. If it survived the fryer, it's officially part of the clan, feathers and all.
Redneck Thanksgiving
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Redneck Thanksgiving is the only time of the year when duct tape is considered a legitimate option for fixing the broken leg on the dining table. It's not just for holding the family together; it's for holding the furniture together too.
Redneck Thanksgiving
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You know it's a redneck Thanksgiving when the pumpkin pie is served with a side of camouflage whipped cream. Because nothing says festive like a dessert that can disappear in the woods.
Redneck Thanksgiving
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Redneck Thanksgiving is the only time of year when the dinner conversation includes topics like the best bait for catfishing and the most effective way to cook roadkill. It's like a survivalist's TED Talk with mashed potatoes.
Redneck Thanksgiving
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At a redneck Thanksgiving, the family photos are proudly displayed on the refrigerator, right next to the magnetic beer opener. It's a true celebration of both family and functional alcoholism.
Redneck Thanksgiving
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Redneck Thanksgiving is the only holiday where the phrase hold my beer is both an invitation to help and a warning to stand back. Especially when carving the turkey. Safety first, or second, at least.
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At a redneck Thanksgiving, the turkey doesn't come out of the oven; it comes out of the deep fryer with a side of motor oil marinade. You know you're in for a treat when the chef is wearing a camo apron.
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