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Redneck Thanksgiving prayers are a thing of beauty. Instead of thanking the heavens, it's more like, "Lord, bless this food and our ability to fix anything with duct tape. Amen.
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Redneck Thanksgiving desserts are a true testament to creativity. Ever had a moonshine-infused pecan pie? It's like a flavor explosion and a fire hazard all in one bite!
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In the redneck Thanksgiving parade, the highlight is not the marching band; it's Uncle Bob on his riding lawnmower, leading the way with a turkey leg in hand – the pioneer of the backyard float.
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The centerpiece of a redneck Thanksgiving feast isn't the turkey; it's the pickup truck bed filled with bags of chips and a cooler of soda. Move over, turkey – snack time's the real main event.
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Redneck Thanksgiving decorations? Well, forget about those fancy cornucopias and elegant centerpieces. In the redneck world, it's all about the beer can pyramid in the middle of the table – a true masterpiece of aluminum engineering.
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You know it's a redneck Thanksgiving when the turkey is deep-fried and the gravy comes with a side of motor oil. I didn't know if I was having dinner or tuning up my car!
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At a redneck Thanksgiving, the cranberry sauce isn't a smooth, jellied delight. It's more like a chunky salsa, complete with seeds and tire tracks. It's like they took a detour through the garden on the way to the table.
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At a redneck Thanksgiving, the family photos aren't on the wall; they're proudly displayed on the side of the refrigerator – held up by magnets shaped like deer antlers.
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You know you're at a redneck Thanksgiving when the tablecloth isn't a fancy linen creation; it's a camouflage-patterned sheet straight from the hunting gear collection.
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