8 Jokes For Redneck Thanksgiving

One Liners

Updated on: Aug 11 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
What did the redneck say after eating too much pie at Thanksgiving? 'I'm pasteurized!
Why did the redneck bring a ladder to Thanksgiving? He heard the turkey was on the top floor!
How did the redneck fix the broken gravy boat? With duck tape, of course!
What did the redneck say after overeating at Thanksgiving? 'I'm stuffed like a scarecrow!
Why did the redneck bring a pig to Thanksgiving dinner? In case they wanted ham instead of turkey!
Why was the redneck thankful for elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving? So they could feast without popping a button!
Why was the redneck thankful for Thanksgiving football? It's the only time he gets to 'tackle' without consequences!
What's a redneck's favorite Thanksgiving tradition? Huntin' for the wishbone!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Straighter-than
Aug 12 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today