8 Jokes For Rattlesnakes

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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Why was the rattlesnake invited to the dance party? Because it had some killer moves!
What do you call a rattlesnake that plays the guitar? A rock 'n' rattler!
Why don't rattlesnakes like to gamble? Because they don't want to rattle their stakes!
Why do rattlesnakes make terrible babysitters? They always want to play 'rattle and coil'!
Why did the rattlesnake become a dance instructor? Because it had some serious sss-steps!
How do rattlesnakes send secret messages? They use morse code with their rattles!
Why don't rattlesnakes become doctors? They don't have a good grip with their scales!
What do you call a rattlesnake who plays hide and seek? A master of 'hiss and seek'!

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