7 Jokes For Rattlesnakes

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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What do you call a rattlesnake that loves to read? A hiss-torian!
Why did the rattlesnake volunteer at the charity event? To help raise some rattler-funds!
Why did the rattlesnake bring a suitcase to the comedy show? To pack in some jokes!
Did you hear about the rattlesnake that opened a shoe store? It's called 'Hiss and Hers'!
Why did the rattlesnake start a gardening club? It wanted to grow some rattle-berries!
What did the rattlesnake say to the cautious lizard? 'Don't be a scaredy-cat, let's have a rattlin' good time!
What did the rattlesnake write in its thank-you notes? 'Your friendship really rattles my world!

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