7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For raise your hand

Sort By:

I told my alarm clock I needed more sleep. It replied, 'Just raise the snooze bar!

I asked the tree if it needed anything. It said, 'Just raise awareness about deforestation!

I asked my chair if it wanted to join the meeting. It said, 'I'll only attend if you raise me!

What did the pen say to the notebook? 'Let's raise the page count!

I decided to raise my bed to new heights. Now I can't get down to sleep!

I asked my phone if it was charged. It said, 'Raise me up, and you'll find out!

What did the light bulb say to the switch? 'Let's raise the brightness!

Topic of the day

Jun 29 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today