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You ever notice how as adults, we still have this reflex to raise our hand when someone says, "Raise your hand if..."? I mean, come on! We spent our entire childhood doing that in school, and now it's like we're conditioned for life. The other day, someone in a meeting said, "Raise your hand if you've got a solution to this problem." And without thinking, I shot my hand up like my fourth-grade teacher just asked who knew the answer to 9 times 7. I looked around, and I wasn't alone. It's like our brains are stuck in permanent classroom mode.
And then there's the awkward moment when you're the only one who raised their hand. You're just sitting there, hand in the air, feeling like the Hermione Granger of the office. I swear, if I had a time-turner, I'd use it to go back and un-raise my hand.
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Raise your hand if you've ever accidentally waved at your phone because you thought it was someone you know. Come on, don't be shy; we've all been there. I swear, our phones are like the friends we never knew we had. And how about when you're watching a video on your tablet, and someone asks what you're doing? You try to show them the screen by turning it around like, "Look at this!" but end up smacking them in the face with your iPad. It's the 21st-century version of accidentally hitting someone with your selfie stick.
Technology has turned us all into hand-raisers, whether it's for a virtual high-five or because Siri misunderstood what we said. I just hope someday I don't accidentally raise my hand to answer a call. "Hello? Oh, sorry, wrong kind of raise.
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Raise your hand if you're tired! Oh, wait, I can't see you. Well, if you raised your hand, welcome to the exhausted anonymous support group. We're all here. It's like a tiredness competition, and we're all winning... or losing, depending on how you look at it. You know you're tired when someone asks, "How are you?" and your first instinct is to say, "I'm on a solid six hours of sleep!" It's become a badge of honor. Forget about gold stars; give me a gold pillow.
And don't get me started on those people who claim they can function on four hours of sleep. I'm convinced they're aliens. I need a solid eight hours, a cup of coffee, and a motivational speech just to open my eyes in the morning.
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You know what's a secret society in every group? The silent hand race. You're in a large gathering, and the speaker says, "Who wants to volunteer for something?" Suddenly, it's like a ninja battle, but with hands. You subtly start raising your hand, trying to be discreet. But everyone else is doing the same thing, and it turns into this weird game of hand Jenga. You're calculating the odds, wondering if you should pull back or commit to the raise.
And then there's always that one person who shoots their hand up like a rocket. I'm convinced they have springs in their wrist. It's like a silent declaration of war. You're left thinking, "Do I even want this responsibility that bad?
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