5 Jokes For Raise Your Hand

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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The Literal Interpreter

The individual who takes instructions too literally.
The teacher said, 'Raise your hand if you've ever struggled with fractions.' I raised mine and asked, 'Can we solve this by just cutting the pizza into smaller slices?'

The Conspiracy Theorist

The person who raises their hand to question everything, even the most straightforward statements.
In math class, when the teacher says, 'Raise your hand if you understand,' I raise mine and add, 'But is the square root hiding something from us?'

The Sleepyhead

The person who raises their hand without realizing it because they're halfway between dreamland and the classroom.
In class, the teacher asked, 'Who can tell me what year the Declaration of Independence was signed?' I raised my hand and mumbled, 'Somewhere between 1776 and the Renaissance, right?'

The Overenthusiastic Student

The eager student who always has an answer.
I raise my hand so much, even Siri thinks I'm trying to ask a question. 'I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that. Did you say the capital of France?'

The Procrastinator

The person who only raises their hand when they've mastered the art of last-minute cramming.
I'm the type who raises their hand when the teacher says, 'Who hasn't started the assignment?' Hey, at least I'm honest about my time-management skills.

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