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What did the zookeeper say to the misbehaving monkey? 'You're really pushing my buttons!
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Why did the zookeeper become a gardener? He wanted to get to the root of the problem with the plants!
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How do you apologize to a zookeeper? Say you're sorry and paws for a moment.
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How does a zookeeper answer the phone? 'Hello, is it meerkat you're looking for?
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Why did the zookeeper become a stand-up comedian? He had a natural talent for panda-ring to the audience.
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What did the zookeeper say to the escaped lion? 'You've got to be lion if you think you can just stroll out of here!'
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Why did the zookeeper break up with the giraffe? It was a tall order to maintain the relationship.
Daily Dilemmas
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My friends think I'm living the dream as a zookeeper, but they don't understand the struggle of negotiating with a stubborn ostrich who just refuses to perform on cue.
Animal Antics
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Working at a zoo is basically living in a constant state of trying to keep a family reunion between a bunch of distant relatives who don't speak the same language.
Zookeeper Woes
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You know you're dealing with a tricky job when your resume says lion tamer, but your day-to-day reality is more like professional poop scooper.
Wild Side Hustle
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Being a zookeeper is just a fancy way of saying you've got a side gig as a professional animal wrangler, animal psychologist, and occasionally a tarantula negotiator.
Zoo Life Wisdom
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You learn a lot about life as a zookeeper. For instance, never turn your back on a squirrel with a chip on its shoulder – those guys hold grudges.
The Job That's a Zoo
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Being a zookeeper is like being a glorified babysitter, except the kids have fangs, feathers, and a wild sense of fashion.
Animal Kingdom Drama
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Being a zookeeper means you've seen more romances, breakups, and dramatic squabbles among the animals than you have in your own love life.
The Zen of Zookeeping
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Zookeepers are like the ultimate therapists, only difference is their patients are a bunch of penguins having an existential crisis.
Feathered Friends
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You haven't truly lived until you've been scolded by a parrot who's picked up some colorful language from the visitors.
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