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Zookeeper's Social Media Woes
Trying to get animals to pose for Instagram-worthy shots.
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I tried to teach the pandas about hashtags, but they thought I meant actual hash browns. Now the zoo's Instagram is filled with pictures of pandas trying to eat breakfast burritos. #PandaProblems
Zookeeper's Dating Woes
Explaining the intricacies of your job to a potential date.
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Trying to impress someone with stories about your job is hard. I told my date, "I handle dangerous animals all the time." She said, "Really? What's the most dangerous?" I replied, "The goose that stole my sandwich once. It had a mean beak and no remorse.
Zookeeper's Dilemma: When Animals Take Over
Juggling the demands of a rebellious animal kingdom.
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Being a zookeeper is like being a bouncer at the wildest nightclub in town. The monkeys are always starting fights, the giraffes complain about the height of the ceilings, and the snakes... well, they just want to sneak into the VIP section without paying.
Zookeeper's Fitness Routine
Staying in shape while chasing escaped animals.
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The zoo's fitness center consists of running from one end of the elephant enclosure to the other, avoiding giant splashes. It's like a water park with a 10,000-pound water balloon feature.
Zookeeper's Morning Briefing
Trying to conduct staff meetings when everyone is too busy grooming or playing.
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The worst part of the staff meetings is trying to get the sloths to participate. It takes them an hour just to raise their hand, and when they finally do, it's just to ask if the vending machine can be moved closer to their tree.
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