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Zookeepers have the ultimate bragging rights at parties. "Oh, you work in finance? That's cool, I hang out with kangaroos all day." I bet they have some wild stories to tell. Literally.
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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a sign that said, "Don't feed the animals." Like, really? If I wanted to pay to watch something eat without participating, I'd just stay home and have dinner with my in-laws.
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Zookeepers must have the best job security. I mean, who's going to fire the person in charge of the elephants and giraffes? "Sorry, Bob, you're great with the penguins, but we're letting you go." I can't even keep a houseplant alive, let alone manage a zoo.
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You ever notice how zookeepers always seem so calm and collected? If I had to deal with a bunch of animals every day, I'd be the one in the penguin exhibit, wearing a tuxedo, and trying to fit in with the crowd.
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Zookeepers have to be experts in animal psychology. They can read the body language of a hippo and know if it's having a bad day. I can't even interpret my coworker's facial expressions during a Zoom meeting.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about going to the zoo and not because of the animals, but because they have those convenient snack stands everywhere. I'm not there for the monkeys; I'm there for the overpriced churros.
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You ever notice how zookeepers have this unique ability to communicate with animals? I can't even get my dog to sit, and these guys are having deep conversations with lions and tigers. I'm over here struggling with a goldfish, like, "How's the weather in that bowl, buddy?
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I bet zookeepers have mastered the art of non-verbal communication. They can probably give a look to a grizzly bear, and it understands, "Not today, buddy, I've got a headache." Meanwhile, I struggle to get my cat to acknowledge my existence.
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I heard zookeepers have a secret language they use to communicate with each other during emergencies. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out if my neighbor is waving to me or to someone behind me.
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