6 Jokes About Zoo Animals

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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Why don't you ever play cards with a cheetah? Because they're all cheetahs!
Why don't pandas ever get their own way? Because they're always taking someone else's bamboo!
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe at the zoo? He called a tow-trunk!
Why don't pandas like old movies? Because they prefer films in black and white!
How do you get an elephant out of a room? You don't, you get a bigger room!
Why did the koala get fired from the zoo? He was caught eucalyptus-ing in the break room!

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