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Why was the giraffe with a sore throat such a drama queen? Because it was a giraffity!
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker at the zoo? Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!
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Why did the lizard become a zookeeper? Because he had a chameleon-like personality!
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I went to the zoo the other day, and I swear, those animals have perfected the art of passive-aggression. The lion was giving me this look like, Yeah, I could totally run faster than you, buddy. Keep staring.
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At the zoo, it's like everyone forgets their indoor voice. You've got parents yelling, Look, honey, it's an elephant! Meanwhile, the elephants are probably saying, Shhh, Karen, we're trying to nap here.
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Ever notice how some zoo animals have perfected their resting indifferent face? You're staring at a majestic creature, and it's like they're saying, Yeah, I'm gorgeous. Keep staring. I'm ignoring you so perfectly right now.
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I've always wondered what the zoo animals think about us humans. Probably something like, Look at them, walking around in their cages (houses), taking selfies (work ID photos), and stressing about bills (monkey business).
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You know what's fascinating? The zookeepers have this knack for making the laziest animals sound like the most interesting creatures on earth. And here we have the sloth, the world's leading expert in slow-motion yoga.
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Zoo animals must be the original influencers. I mean, they're just chilling there, eating snacks, looking fabulous, and people are throwing money at them. If I started doing that, they'd call it loitering!
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Zoo animals have mastered the art of making every kid believe they're communicating. Mom, did you see? The giraffe winked at me! Yeah, sure, buddy, you just got a wink from the world's tallest flirt.
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You ever notice how zoo animals are like the celebrities of the animal kingdom? I mean, they've got paparazzi (aka visitors) following their every move. Oh my gosh, it's the lion! Quick, get a selfie before it roars!
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I have a theory that zoo animals hold secret meetings after hours. They gather around and discuss their escape plans, but the tortoise is always the voice of reason: Guys, come on, slow and steady wins the race. Let's not rush this.
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