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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Much like my parents when they see a sale.
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Why did the computer catch a cold? Because it left its Windows open, just like my parents during winter!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, just like my parents after a family vacation.
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Why did the scarecrow's parents become farmers? They wanted to raise a crop of outstanding kids!
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Why don't parents ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you hear them yell 'Dinner's ready!
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I asked my parents if I was adopted. They said, 'Not yet, but we're still looking.
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my parents when they try to help me with my homework.
The Parental Dance-off
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You know you're at a family gathering when the dance floor clears, and it's just your parents doing the Macarena. And not even correctly. They invented a new move called the awkward shuffle.
Parental Timing
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Ever notice how parents always choose the most inconvenient times to call? Hey, just checking in, are you busy? I'm literally skydiving, Mom. Oh, just wanted to remind you about that shirt you left at home. Crisis averted.
Parental Misunderstandings
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Ever try to explain technology to your parents? I once told my mom, It's not rocket science. She replied, Well, even if it were, I'd understand it better than your dating choices!
Parental Technology Woes
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My parents still use a flip phone. I told them, Dad, you're living in the past. He said, At least in the past, my phone battery lasted longer than a 10-minute phone call with you.
The Parental Pep Talk
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Before exams, my mom would say, Remember, darling, you're the best. Then, my dad would chime in, But if you fail, we have a cousin who’s good with goats. Thanks for the motivation, Dad!
Parental Fashion Sense
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My mom thinks she's trendy because she wore bell-bottoms in the '70s. I said, Mom, fashion's evolved. She replied, So has my ability to embarrass you in public.
Parental Wisdom, Or Lack Thereof
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My dad's advice on relationships? Son, always find a girl who cooks, cleans, and listens. I said, Dad, are you describing a wife or a GPS?
Parental Eavesdropping
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My parents have this superpower; they can be in a different room, and somehow, they hear every whispered word. I tried testing it once. I whispered, I'll sneak out tonight. Five seconds later, my dad walks in, Don't forget to take out the trash.
Parents' Parenting 101
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You know, my parents used to say, We brought you into this world, we can take you out. And I'd be like, Alright, but let's be honest, you've seen me try to assemble IKEA furniture. We both know that’s a disaster waiting to happen!
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