5 Your Parents Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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When Your Parents Try to Be Tech Savvy

The Generation Gap in Technology
My parents use voice commands with their gadgets, but they sound like they're talking to a disobedient dog. "Phone, call my son. No, not that son, the successful one.

The Unanswered Questions of Parenthood

The Mysteries of Parental Logic
My mom told me, "You're a unique individual." Then she added, "Just like everyone else." Well, I guess I'm uniquely un-unique.

Parental Social Media Etiquette

Embarrassing Posts and Overzealous Likes
My mom discovered emojis and now ends every text with the eggplant emoji. I had to explain to her that it's not a vegetable, it's a symbol of romance. She replied, "Well, I thought it was a new kind of squash.

Parental Wisdom on Dating

The Awkward Conversations
I asked my dad how he won over my mom. He said, "I told her I had a good job, a nice car, and a bright future. Little did she know, the car was a toy, the job was a paper route, and the bright future was a 40-watt light bulb.

The Parental Cooking Chronicles

Culinary Adventures and Misadventures
I asked my parents to teach me how to cook. They handed me a can opener and said, "There you go, now you can make anything." I'm a can-opening gourmet chef now.

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