20 Jokes For Your Nose So Big

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Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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Your nose is so big, it has its own Wi-Fi signal – 'NostrilNet'!
Your nose is so big, it once photobombed the moon landing!
I told your nose a joke, and it said, 'I've heard that one – it went through my left nostril last week'!
I challenged your nose to a staring contest, but it claimed victory before we even began!
I told your nose to keep a secret, and now it's the town gossip – 'The Leaking Nostril'!
I asked your nose for directions, and it pointed me to the next galaxy!
Your nose is so big, it has its own gravitational pull – it attracts nearby snacks!
Your nose is so big, it got a part in a movie as the next mountain range!
Your nose is so big, it's on a first-name basis with air traffic controllers!
I asked your nose if it wanted to travel the world, and it said, 'Why bother? I've already been to seven continents'!
Your nose is so big, it's considering its own reality show – 'Keeping Up with the Nostrils'!
Your nose is so big, it got cast as the lead role in 'The Noseferatu'!
Your nose is so big, it's the reason we have to zoom out on Google Earth!
I heard your nose has its own weather forecast – sunny with a chance of sneezes!
Your nose is so big, it's been mistaken for a new species of anteater!
I told your nose a secret, and now it has its own talk show – 'The Gossiping Nostril'!
Your nose is so big, it once got stuck in a revolving door – it was a nasal emergency!
Your nose is so big, it's the reason we have to pay extra for panoramic photos!
Your nose is so big, it has its own area code – 'Nostrilopolis'!
I asked your nose for its autobiography, and it said, 'Coming soon – 'Nostril Domination'!

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