5 Jokes For Your Nose So Big

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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Airport Security Scanner Operator

Balancing security and privacy
When you walked through the scanner, it classified your nose as a carry-on item.

Pickpocket

Choosing the right target
Your nose is a built-in security system. Trying to pickpocket you is like trying to steal a treasure guarded by a dragon.

Sunglasses Designer

Stylish design vs. accommodating size
Your nose is a fashion statement. I call it the "eclipse effect" because it blocks out everything else.

Weather Forecaster

Accurate predictions vs. personal appearance
The forecast says it's going to be sunny, but your nose predicts a 99% chance of rain in close proximity.

Optometrist

Finding the right glasses frame
Your nose is the reason optometrists have a "challenge accepted" attitude.

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