7 Your Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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My friend asked me if I could loan him $5. I told him I'm not a bank, but I can give him my two cents!
Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked my friend how he manages to always be so positive. He said it's a blood type thing - B Positive!
I asked my friend if he could teach me to do the moonwalk. He said, 'Sure, it's not rocket science.
I told my friend he should write a book about his life. He titled it 'Auto-biography.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing up!
Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar? They heard it was the next step in their friendship!

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