5 Your Friends Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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The Oversharing Friend

Can't keep a secret, even if their life depended on it
My friend can't keep a secret. I told him I won the lottery, and he started giving interviews about how he knows someone who's about to be super rich. I'm still trying to cash in without anyone finding out.

The Tech Guru Friend

Constantly trying to upgrade your life with unnecessary technology
My tech-savvy friend got a robot vacuum. He said, "It's amazing! It maps the entire house." I asked, "Does it come with a feature to map the locations of lost socks too?" He said, "No, but I'm working on an update for that.

The Overly Competitive Friend

Always trying to one-up your achievements
I bought a new car, and my competitive friend had to outdo me. He said, "Nice car, buddy. Mine can drive itself. It's on autopilot. I just sit in the back and play video games.

The Chronic Liar Friend

Everything they say sounds like a tall tale
He claimed he invented a time machine, and I asked, "If you invented a time machine, why don't you go back and prevent yourself from lying so much?" He replied, "Well, that would create a paradox, and I'm saving the world from paradoxes.

The Superstitious Friend

Believes in every superstition imaginable
I told my friend about a Friday the 13th party, and he said, "No way! That's bad luck. Let's celebrate on the 12th and pretend it's the 13th." I'm pretty sure he's got a 13th-month calendar somewhere.

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