5 Your Boyfriend Yahoo Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 24 2024

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The Supportive Girlfriend

Trying to be understanding when your boyfriend is constantly on Yahoo, seeking answers to life's questions that you thought he should be asking you.
He asked me, "Do you think Yahoo can love you back?" I said, "Well, if it could, we'd have serious competition, but I'm not afraid of a search engine stealing my man!

The Paranoid Girlfriend

When your boyfriend is on Yahoo too much, you start suspecting he's secretly having an affair with the search engine.
I told him, "If you love Yahoo so much, why don't you marry it?" He said, "Can I Google the vows?

The Jealous Girlfriend

Feeling competitive with a search engine for your boyfriend's attention.
I started dressing up as the Yahoo logo. He said, "What are you doing?" I said, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Maybe I'll become your homepage.

The Practical Girlfriend

Wondering why your boyfriend spends so much time on Yahoo when there are perfectly good search engines out there.
I caught him looking at Yahoo travel. I said, "Planning a trip without me?" He said, "No, just checking if they have a destination called 'How to spend less time on Yahoo.'

The Tech-Savvy Girlfriend

Feeling neglected because your boyfriend spends more time troubleshooting Yahoo issues than he does listening to your day.
I overheard him talking to Yahoo support. He said, "My relationship is hanging by a thread." I thought he was talking about us, but no, it was his Wi-Fi connection.

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