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Dating my boyfriend is like having a walking, talking Yahoo homepage. I never know what headline he's going to throw at me next. 'Local woman baffled by boyfriend's obsession with search engines' – that could be breaking news tomorrow.
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I asked my boyfriend what he loves about me, and he said, 'You're like the first result on a search page – always relevant.' I'm flattered, but I hope I'm not just a meta description in his love life.
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My boyfriend's idea of a romantic date is sitting together and Googling random questions. It's like a high-tech version of '20 Questions,' except instead of getting closer, we end up arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza.
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I told my boyfriend he's not Google, but he insists on being my personal search engine. At this rate, I'm expecting him to ask if I want to enable 'cookies' in our relationship.
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I asked my boyfriend for a romantic gesture, and he said, 'Let me Yahoo it.' I didn't know flowers and chocolates had alternative search results. I'm just hoping he doesn't click on any sponsored links.
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Dating my boyfriend is like having my very own human Yahoo. I mean, I love him, but I didn't sign up for a 24/7 customer support hotline. 'How was your day?' should not come with a list of related searches.
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My boyfriend has a unique approach to problem-solving. Instead of discussing issues, he just says, 'Let me Yahoo it,' and suddenly, we're knee-deep in irrelevant information. Last night's argument somehow led to a tutorial on origami.
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Dating my boyfriend is like navigating through a search engine with too many pop-ups. Just when I think we're having a meaningful conversation, he throws in a random advertisement for his favorite pizza place.
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My boyfriend thinks he's a search engine. Every time I ask him a question, he responds like he's Yahoo or something. I'm just waiting for the day he starts giving me weather updates and stock market predictions.
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