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I heard they're naming a new constellation after you – it's called 'The Giant Dipper.
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I heard you got a job as a weather vane because you're always head and shoulders above the rest.
Vertically Gifted Woes
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You know, being tall has its challenges. I mean, I'm so tall that when I go through doorways, it's like I'm playing a real-life game of limbo. I've considered getting a t-shirt that says, I Survived Another Door Frame. Maybe add a tally mark for each near miss.
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall...Too High!
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Every time I encounter a bathroom mirror, I'm reminded of my vertical challenges. It's like they design them for the average person, and I'm over here doing interpretative dance just to see if I got toothpaste on my face. The struggle is real.
The Perils of Legroom
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Flying is an adventure for me. Legroom on airplanes is like a unicorn – everyone talks about it, but I've never actually seen it. I unfold myself from the seat after a long flight, and it's like I'm auditioning for a part in a human origami class.
Weather Report Up Here
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People always say, Wow, you're so tall! And I'm like, Yeah, I get my weather updates firsthand. I've got the lowdown on rain showers and incoming storms before the meteorologist even knows. Forget the weather app; just ask the tall guy.
The Basketball Question
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People often ask me if I play basketball just because I'm tall. It's like asking a short person if they play mini-golf. My lack of coordination would turn any basketball game into a slapstick comedy. I’d be the guy dribbling his own tears.
When Did I Become a Human Shelf?
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Grocery shopping is my cardio. Not because I enjoy it, but because reaching for items on the top shelf is basically an extreme sport for me. I've turned grocery aisles into my own personal obstacle course. Ninja Warrior, but with cereal boxes.
I’m Not Ignoring You, I Just Can’t See You
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One thing about being tall is that people assume I can see everything from up here. Someone asked me once, Do you have a good view of the city? I said, Yeah, but I can't find my keys half the time. Priorities, people!
High Expectations
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People expect me to reach high places, fix things on tall shelves, and basically be a human extension ladder. I'm just waiting for someone to ask me to change a light bulb in a giraffe's living room. That's the pinnacle of tall guy accomplishments.
Finding Love in High Places
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Dating can be tricky when you're tall. I mean, I once went on a blind date, and the first thing she said was, I hope you're good at changing light bulbs. Turns out, she was serious. Let's just say, my light bulb-changing skills are now part of my dating resume.
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