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People always ask if I played basketball because of my height. No, I didn't. I played hide-and-seek. Being tall was my secret weapon. I could spot everyone from a mile away.
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Tall people problems: I'm constantly asked to reach things on high shelves. It's like being the human extension of the grabber tool – just call me "The Reacher.
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You know, people always say, "You're so tall." It's like, yeah, I get it. I've been tall my whole life. It's not like I woke up one day and thought, "You know what, let's give this 'being tall' thing a try.
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Being tall means I have a built-in excuse for not fitting into small cars. Sorry, I can't drive a Smart car – I'm not trying to fold myself into a pretzel every time I get behind the wheel.
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Being tall is great until you have to navigate through doorways. It's like playing a real-life game of limbo every time I enter a room. And let me tell you, limbo is a lot less fun when it involves door frames and not tropical music.
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When you're tall, every group photo turns into a game of "Where's Waldo?" I'm the guy in the back, trying not to block the sun for everyone else.
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Clothes shopping is a whole different experience when you're tall. It's like playing hide-and-seek with the inseam measurements. And don't even get me started on finding socks that don't look like ankle warmers.
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The struggle is real when it comes to legroom on airplanes. I feel like I'm doing yoga in the middle seat, trying to contort my body into some kind of tall-person-friendly position.
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You're so tall" is often followed by, "Do you play basketball?" No, but I've perfected the art of ducking under door frames and dodging tree branches, which I argue is a more useful skill.
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