6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For yosemite

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I asked Yosemite if it ever gets tired of being so stunning. It replied, 'Nah, I'm always on point – peak condition!

I told Yosemite it was a great listener. It didn't say anything; I guess it's more of a 'tree-mendous' listener!

I told Yosemite it was a natural beauty. It blushed – I guess it's just part of its 'landscape'!

What do you call a deer with a GPS in Yosemite? Well-oriented!

I asked Yosemite if it could keep a secret. It said, 'Sure, I'm great at keeping things under wraps – literally!

I tried to write a poem about Yosemite, but it didn't rhyme. I blame it on the lack of 'scenery'!

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