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Yosemite's one of those places where you go to get in touch with nature, but end up fighting for a parking spot like it's Black Friday at a mall.
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You ever try to take a serene photo of Yosemite's waterfalls, but end up capturing a selfie stick in the background? Yeah, Mother Nature didn't sign up for Instagram, folks.
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In Yosemite, you'll find people who've traveled miles to experience the untouched beauty of nature. Yet, they'll still complain if their latte isn't exactly 130 degrees. Priorities, right?
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I went to Yosemite expecting to reconnect with nature, but instead, I reconnected with my ability to get lost using just a map and a GPS.
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You ever notice how when people say they're going to Yosemite, suddenly they're the most outdoorsy people you know? "Oh, you like camping? Name every pinecone.
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You ever try explaining to a bear that your picnic basket isn't worth the hassle? Yosemite teaches you the art of negotiation, and by negotiation, I mean sprinting.
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You'd think in a place as majestic as Yosemite, the only thing you'd be running from is your responsibilities. Instead, it's me running from mosquitos the size of fighter jets.
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Every time I visit Yosemite, I see these signs that say "Do not feed the bears." Like, who's the genius that thought, "You know what this wild animal needs? A granola bar.
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They say the early bird catches the worm, but in Yosemite, the early bird gets the primo selfie spot. And maybe a few mosquito bites for their trouble.
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