5 Jokes For Yosemite

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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Park Ranger in Yosemite

Balancing Environmental Protection and Tourist Stupidity
I asked a park ranger in Yosemite how they stay so calm. They said, "We've mastered the art of smiling while secretly imagining tourists as cartoon characters in bear costumes.

Rock Climber in Yosemite

Conquering Nature vs. Nature Conquering You
My friend tried rock climbing in Yosemite and said, "It's all about the thrill of conquering nature!" I told him I get the same thrill from conquering a flight of stairs without tripping.

Bear in Yosemite

Bears and Humans Trying to Coexist
Yosemite bears must think they're the kings of the forest. I bet they have a secret club where they laugh about how easy it is to get humans to drop their picnic baskets.

Photographer in Yosemite

Capturing the Perfect Shot vs. Annoying Tourists
Yosemite photographers are the unsung heroes of the park, risking it all for the perfect shot while tourists are busy taking selfies with a chipmunk that clearly just wants a snack.

Lost Tourist in Yosemite

Trying to Survive the Wilderness
I asked a ranger for directions in Yosemite, and he said, "Just follow the trail." Great advice until you realize Yosemite has more trails than a detective novel.

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